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mjalti:

me, as a therapist: did someone forget to turn on their Himalayan pink salt lamp that destroys negative energy today?

asvpfrenchie:

Her pussy get a different kind of wet when she love you

masterchiefkief:

no more hookup culture. either love someone with all your heart and better one another or die idc

caughtinanotherworld:

“She had a passionate longing for the garden, the darkness, the pure sky, the stars.”

Anton Chekhov, “After the Theatre” (via lesgardenias)

silly-autistic-luna:

gaycaspian:

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

Don’t be ridiculous. Someone inconveniencing me wouldn’t be treason. It would be blasphemy.

slut4rihanna:

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Jameela Jamil is really coming for celebs throats and I’m fucking here for it

principles:

incelqueen:

we need a disney princess that pegs

mulan’s right there

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